Welcome to Funkytown, where Jimmy Chilla, the coolest health guru in town, serves up spicy science that’ll blow your mind! Semen isn’t just about reproduction—it’s a nutrient-packed, hormone-charged elixir that could boost your mood, health, and swagger. Picture yourself strutting through the neon-lit streets of Funkytown, glowing with vitality under the pulsing disco...

This code is the core of masculinity—a practical, prescriptive guide for men in 2025 and beyond. Each rule is designed to foster self-mastery, relational respect, and personal sovereignty. These are not rigid restrictions but tools for building a life of quiet competence, heterosexual harmony, and non-violent nobility. They emphasize discretion and sobriety. The rules are grouped by...