Undergraduate Bulletin and Campus Charter

Jimmy Chilla University is a residential undergraduate college built around two degrees, a private lake, clothing-optional beaches, a lazy river that loops the entire campus, and year-round housing in three-bedroom condominiums. Tuition is not charged. Room and board is $1,700 per month. Maximum enrollment is 2,000. The campus is alcohol-free and drug-free. Dining is planned for training, academic work, and looking composed while holding a towel. Lake instruction uses University-owned electric surfboards only. The launch fleet is 200 hulls. Varsity athletics remain limited to men's football and men's basketball, and to women's basketball, women's track and field, women's tennis, and women's volleyball.

This bulletin is the governing public description of the academic program, housing, conduct, dining, lake operations, beaches, lazy river, studio work, and athletics.

Mission

Jimmy Chilla University educates undergraduates in Dance and in Computer Science while housing them in complete residences on a private lake with a lazy river, two clothing-optional beaches, and one textile beach for visiting families.

The University treats rehearsal, computation, certified electric-board sessions, and scheduled river use as one student life. Instruction carries no tuition so that the visible cost of attendance is the cost of living on campus: housing, food, utilities as defined in the housing addendum, scheduled access to campus facilities, including the dock and lazy-river entry points, and locker service.

The college is small by charter: 2,000 students, not one more. It does not add majors to look complete. It does not add varsity sports to look large. It does not treat housing as leftover space behind classrooms. Every enrolled student is assigned to a three-bedroom condominium on the lake. One bedroom is for rest. One bedroom is for shared residential life. One bedroom is the project room—studio or laboratory—and must remain usable for academic work.

A shared Studio supports both degrees. Studio is a facility and a course list. It is not a third school and not a third major.

Grounds

The campus is arranged around a private lake.

Along the developed shore: condominium clusters; a dining hall; a boathouse and battery room; dance studios; computing laboratories; a shared Studio; a gymnasium; outdoor courts; a track; a football field with seating scaled to the enrollment cap and visiting families; and a lazy river that loops the campus with entry and exit points at condominium clusters, the dining hall, studios, laboratories, and beaches.

Lazy river specifications. Length is five miles of maintained current. Entry and exit are only at designated points. Current is slow enough to float and fast enough to arrive. Water is drawn from the lake in warm months and heated in cooler months. Access is included in monthly room and board. Glass, sharp objects, pets, unattended towels, and love dolls are prohibited.

Beaches, posted and enforced:

• North Beach: clothing-optional. Wrist magnet required on the water. Helmet required on the water.

• East Beach: clothing-optional after 10 a.m.; textile before 10 a.m. for morning technique held outdoors.

• Family Cove: textile only. Grandparents, trustees, and other visitors who wish only to see the lake use this beach.

The lazy river is a campus facility with posted hours, weather holds, and conduct rules. It is not a substitute for the lake program and not a competitive swim venue. University tubes are provided. Personal flotation devices are not permitted.

Docks, paths, dining hall, classrooms, gymnasium, football stands, and lazy-river entry points: clothed. The river itself follows clothing-optional zoning consistent with the beaches. Students who float past Family Cove must be clothed or wear a wrap.

Paths connect housing to class, meals, rehearsal, practice, locker service, and river access. The lake is a campus facility with posted hours, weather holds, and craft rules. It is not an open recreation zone and not a competitive motor-surf venue. Manufacturer top speed is not a campus demonstration.

Cost of Attendance

Tuition: $0
**Room and board:** $1,700 per month for months of assigned occupancy
Enrollment cap: 2,000

The monthly rate covers the condominium, listed utilities, residential wireless service, trash and basic maintenance, dining-hall access under the board plan, scheduled use of campus facilities, certified electric-board sessions when a pack is available, lazy-river access, and beach locker service.

Students pay for personal books, specialized software or shoes not issued by a department, travel home, optional equipment, and personal towels beyond issued service.

Campus jobs exist in dining, dock and battery-room operations, lazy-river monitoring, facilities, accompaniment, laboratory monitoring, grounds, and towel-and-magnet checkout. Work is paid. Unpaid labor is not a substitute for board.

Admission and Enrollment

Applicants apply to Dance or Computer Science. Required materials include academic records, a statement of purpose, a short movement study on video, a written account of a system the applicant has built, repaired, or closely observed, and a brief statement of why this campus, including its lake and lazy river, is the intended place of study.

Interviews, when used, are held on campus and include the condominium plan, dining rules, lake safety, a lazy-river float-through, beach zoning, and a walk through the battery room.

Admission is to a degree. It is not admission to an enrollment mix, a beach, a tube, or a hull. Applications that treat the beaches, the river, or the fleet as the purpose of enrollment are incomplete.

The University may plan housing clusters, rehearsal sections, laboratories, and athletic calendars with an enrollment target of two women for every man. That target is facilities planning. It is not a criterion of admission and is not stated as a condition of the decision letter. Files are read for the work.

First-year housing is primarily single-gender. Mixed-gender condominiums are available only when every resident is eighteen or older, every resident requests the arrangement in writing, and every resident completes the residential standards session. Housing assignment is not matchmaking. Beach assignment is not housing assignment. The project room remains an academic room in every case.

Degrees

The University confers two undergraduate degrees.

Bachelor of Fine Arts in Dance
Technique, improvisation, composition, rehearsal practice, production, anatomy for dancers, history and analysis of concert work, and optional Stance and Edge using University boards under faculty supervision. Partnering and contact work require documented consent procedures and faculty supervision. Seniors present a concert work or an equivalent researched performance project with technical documentation. A finale on a board is allowed only if the magnet is on, the zone is open, and the audience is on Family Cove or otherwise clothed as required by the venue.

Bachelor of Science in Computer Science
Programming, discrete mathematics, data structures, computer systems, algorithms, rotating systems electives, software design, and a senior project with tests, documentation, and a public demonstration. Code is subject to the same honesty rules as papers. Fleet telemetry, charge logs, cycle counts, alarm records, dock ticketing, reservation systems for the University fleet, and lazy-river flow sensors are legitimate senior-project territory. Students do not install unofficial firmware on fleet boards.

Cross requirement. Every Dance major completes at least one Computer Science course that requires submitted, running programs. Every Computer Science major completes at least one Dance course that requires showing work in a studio.

Studio (not a major). Both majors complete University Studio coursework. Critique is weekly. Kilns, large fabrication, and a separate art school are not part of lake operations. A B.F.A. in Studio Art may be considered later only by board vote. No further majors are contemplated in this bulletin.

Housing

Each student is assigned to a three-bedroom condominium on the private lake. Standard occupancy is one student per bedroom in a three-student unit unless a building addendum states otherwise.

At 2,000 students that is on the order of 667 units. The project room may not be converted into permanent storage, retail, a social hall, or a private battery closet. Residential staff may inspect the project room by posted notice.

Quiet hours protect sleep, recording, and examinations. Guest limits are in the housing contract. Damage billing follows the move-in inventory. Batteries, chargers, and electric boards are not stored in condominiums. Wet boards are not walked through living rooms. Lazy-river tubes are stored at designated river stations or the dock. They are not stored in condominiums.

Conduct, Health, Dining, and Beaches

The campus is drug-free and alcohol-free. Alcohol and illegal drugs are prohibited in condominiums, on the lake, on craft, on beaches, in the gymnasium and field, in parking areas, in the lazy river, and at University events. Prescription medication is a health-services matter. Health referral and separation are distinct outcomes. Repeated violations end housing and may end enrollment.

Dining services plan regular meals with protein, vegetables, fruit, grains, and hydration adequate for rehearsal, laboratory work, varsity training, and ordinary campus schedules. Training tables use the same kitchen standard as the general plan. Extreme restriction and binge eating are treated as health issues, not as training methods.

Beach conduct. Clothing-optional means optional clothing in posted zones. It does not mean optional helmet, optional magnet, optional certification, or optional manners. Photography of other people on the beaches requires documented consent. Drones over North Beach are a conduct ban from the lake. The lazy river follows clothing-optional zoning consistent with beach rules. Students who float past Family Cove must be clothed or wear a wrap.

Lake Program

Jimmy Chilla University operates a fleet of 200 University-owned electric surfboards in the Electric 2 class or the current certified equivalent from the same manufacturing line. Personal motorized craft are not permitted on the lake.

Boards use a swappable battery pack in the 3 kWh class, an intelligent charger that shuts off with an alarm on fault, water and air cooling of motor, controller, and pack, a handle with length adjuster, FCS quick-fit fins, and a wrist-magnet shut-off on the handle. A short performance booster exists on the vendor unit. On campus, booster use is instructor-controlled until a rider completes the second checkout.

Vendor performance figures are not campus limits. A session may last on the order of 25 to 55 minutes depending on load and speed. A full charge is on the order of three hours. Manufacturer top speed is a product ceiling. Residential-shore instruction and open sessions run in posted zones at University speed caps below that ceiling.

Accessories issued or held at the dock include helmets, glasses, serialized wrist magnets, board bags, course buoys, spare fins, registration marks required by law, towel service, and University river tubes. Fashion kits are not part of board issue.

Packs and chargers live in the boathouse battery room on dedicated circuits, on non-combustible shelving, with heat detection and a posted fire procedure. Students do not charge packs in kitchens, project rooms, beach bags, or condominium bathrooms. Packs are logged in and out.

No student rides without passing classroom safety, magnet procedure, pack swap, zone maps, weather holds, beach-zone maps, and a supervised checkout. Lost magnet ends power and ends the session. Reckless operation is a conduct ban from the lake.

Dance uses the board for stance, edge, handle as a stability point, and fin setup. Computer Science may run charge logs, cycle counts, alarm records, dock ticketing, and reservation systems for the fleet. Students do not install unofficial firmware on fleet boards.

There is no board-per-student purchase and no guarantee that a particular hull will be available at a preferred hour. Dock lottery windows are published on the same public calendar as midterms, football Saturdays, and lazy-river maintenance days.

Lazy River

The lazy river loops the campus and connects condominium clusters, the dining hall, studios, laboratories, and beaches. It is a campus facility, not an unregulated amenity.

Rules. University tubes only. Entry and exit only at designated points. Glass, sharp objects, pets, unattended towels, and love dolls are prohibited. Clothing-optional zoning applies, consistent with beach rules. Students floating past Family Cove must be clothed or wear a wrap. No sleeping in the river. No docking in the river. Current is maintained by University pumps. Do not block or redirect flow. River access may be closed for maintenance, weather, or conduct incidents.

Lazy-river use is included in monthly room and board.

Athletics

Varsity sports are only:

• Men's football

• Men's basketball

• Women's basketball

• Women's track and field

• Women's tennis

• Women's volleyball

Football uses the campus field. Basketball shares one primary gymnasium on a published calendar that does not assign women leftover hours as policy. Track uses the track and, when scheduled, specified path work. Tennis uses the far courts. Volleyball uses the gymnasium and posted outdoor courts.

Athletes live in the same condominium stock, eat in the same dining hall, and keep the project room as an academic room. There is no athletic village and no alcohol exception after games. Eligibility is published. When rehearsal or laboratory work conflicts with a contest, course standing and the project room take precedence over minutes.

Club activity may be recognized only with advising, insurance approval, and no claim on new buildings. Intramurals fit around varsity and class use of gym, field, dock, and lazy river. There is no varsity motor-surf program.

Student Life

Organizations require an adviser and a purpose that does not duplicate a major requirement or a varsity sport without cause. Standing examples include the student newspaper, a performance series, a computing club, lake stewardship, lazy-river stewardship, and a Beach Zone Committee whose charge is to keep posted maps current.

Events that depend on alcohol are not recognized. There is no fraternity or sorority system. Residential life is the condominium cluster and the path. Spectator conduct at games follows housing substance rules. Clothing-optional beaches and the lazy river are not tailgate sites.

Calendar and Records

Fall opens with move-in, lake safety, battery-room rules, lazy-river orientation, beach-zone rules, magnet serialization, and placement classes. One public calendar lists midterms, rehearsal showings, football Saturdays, gym finals, dock lottery windows, and lazy-river maintenance days so that a game week does not erase a course week and a beach afternoon does not erase a pack count.

Spring includes senior project proposals. Dock hours lengthen with daylight and close for weather. Lazy-river heating is reduced in cooler months. Commencement is held on the green above the dock. Graduates wear the robe. Diplomas name the degree, the major, and Jimmy Chilla University.

The registrar maintains transcripts. Students request records through the registrar. Coaches, the dock office, and river monitors do not issue academic records.

Governance

The president reports to a board charged with solvency, safety, the two-major charter, lake operations, lazy-river maintenance, a 2,000-student cap, a 200-board fleet, and the continued operation of Family Cove.

Adding a third major, a varsity sport, a 2,001st student, a 201st hull, or a lazy-river extension requires a board vote and a published plan. Studio Art, if approved later, is the only additional degree the charter contemplates in the near term.

Correspondence

Admissions, housing, the dock and battery room, lazy-river operations, athletics, Studio, the registrar, and Beach Zoning publish separate addresses in the current directory.

Human staff are available by appointment on the third Thursday of each month, weather permitting.

Visit days include a condominium walkthrough, studio or laboratory observation, a dining-hall meal, a lake and battery-room briefing, a lazy-river orientation, and a clothed walk of all three beaches and the river path.

Prospective students who come only for the water, only for the beaches, only for the lazy river, or only for the fleet are not a match for the two degrees.

Jimmy Chilla University is Dance and Computer Science; a three-bedroom condominium on a private lake; $1,700 a month for room and board; tuition not charged; 2,000 students, no more; a planned campus whose housing math is not an admissions slogan; a dry campus; planned meals treated as fuel rather than as a competitive method; 200 electric boards with magnet shut-off and a staffed battery room; a lazy river that loops the campus; clothing-optional beaches with a textile cove for visitors; men's football and basketball; women's basketball, track, tennis, and volleyball; and a shared Studio that supports the degrees without replacing them.

The work of the college is to keep those facts from colliding, including the daily fact that 2,000 people, 200 boards, one lazy river, two optional beaches, and one love-doll prohibition share one dock office.